18 origin unknown, waiting for the stars to come take me home
Do you ever talk to your pets in a weird way? I get carried away a lot and as i’m kissing my cat i say stuff like “I want to pull your little legs off oh my GOODNESS i want to kiss your poop i love you so much i want to eat your head”
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
The devil doesn’t come dressed in black cape, red skin and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.
I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework
this is literally my life
how can this be so accurate
Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship
Come back to me.